Knock Knock Knockin’ on Heaven’s Port

by Liudas Sodonis on January 29, 2011

Ketvirtadienį turėjau garbės truputi papasakoti apie port knocking’ą 0f.lt saugumo seminare. Nežinau tiksliai, kiek mane suprato, liežuvis pynės nuo greito kalbėjimo :) Bet šiaip atrodo, pakalbėjau neblogai. Vertinu 7 balais iš 10.

Kam įdomu susitikimo medžiaga, guli 0f.lt saite.

Buvo labai smagu ruoštis, skaityti viską ką radau, atrinkti medžiagą, prisiminti teoriją, bandyti pavyzdžius kol, pavyks, arba pamačius, kad nepavyks, ieškoti alternatyvų ir kt.

Taip pat Tomas papasakojo apie HTML5 (ne)saugumą. Tarp visų blizgučių ir galimybių kurias žada  5′a versija, yra nemažai ir naujų būdų kaip apeiti saugumo barjerus, išnaudoti kliento kompus ir… kitką rasite skaidrėse :)

Kad mažiau kas norėtu mane keikti.

by Liudas Sodonis on January 25, 2011

Kad mažiau mane kolegos keiktų, kai skaito/debugina mano kodą, tam tikrose vietose įterpti po mažą, bet gera džauką. Pats labai apsidžiaugčiau tokius perliukus radęs, tad nusprendžiau, kad gal ir kitiems bus smagu. :) Galiausiai, mane firmoje žinos, ne kaip vienokį ar kitokį ekspertą*. Bet kaip, tą bičą – ” kuris savo kode palieka labai gerų džaukų, tokių gerų, kad pamirštam apie problemas, pataisom kodą, prirašom “Good one – ALX”, ir dirbam toliau.”

Bet džaukai turi būti subtilus. Tokie kad Mossas suprastų ;)

Spoiler alert – kolegos, nebeskaitykit toliau!

Pradėsiu nuo šių -

  • The past – “Failure is not an option it comes bundled with windows”. The future – “Now best failures as a features”.
  • How’s my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
  • What color do you want that database?
  • I’m sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you
  • Real programmers can write assembly code in any language
  • Windows supports real multitasking – it can boot and crash simultaneously
  • FUBAR – where Geeks go for a drink
  • The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?
  • My new car runs at 56Kbps
  • Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs
  • …

*Apie save reikia galvoti tik gerai, nes blogai, pagalvos kiti ;) .

JavaScript brain f****d code – ir gyvenimas tapo lengvesnis*

by Liudas Sodonis on January 22, 2011

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*NOT!